Wednesday, December 18, 2002

The MMORPG gamer plays to better his life. That which is virtual takes place of the gamer's crappy, socially-deprived way of living. Lost girlfriends can turn into fierce dragons! Broken hearts are merely insignificant points of damage! Stoic and secluded is the MMORPG addict at school, craving his next escape from reality. Crack is only a gateway drug to those whose lives suck more than a game! Besides, who needs social events when you can always be slaying gods with 40 other real people? Sure, you don't really know their gender, age, or sexual preference, but what's the difference when all you see is hundreds of wizard/elf/male? Loot over love is the gamer's philosophy!

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