Hey, listen.

For those of you readers who are 18, I can't stress enough how much we need a new president. Vote for Kerry. Don't forget that whoever wins is going to be in charge for the next four years of our life--probably the most important. We're all heading off in some direction, whether it be school, the workforce, or even the military. Come on, guys. Vote for a guy who won't give our money to the rich and claim to be a compassionate politician. Vote for someone whose close buddies aren't guilty of corporate fraud. Don't forget that if we vote in Bush again, we're going to be paying off the federal deficit when we need to be paying off our goddamn college loans. Don't let the idea of tax cuts ensnare you. We're smarter than that, and we ought to know that tax cuts ought to go to families like ours rather than to Ken Lay and Dick Cheney.

And let's vote for a guy who's actually got a plan to get us out of that country in the Middle East.