Surveys are time-consuming, so I will take them. This is just nine questions anyway.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...fear it should happen to them as it has to those who have been despoiled."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
the Calvin & Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
part of a fascinating documentary on CCTV about the flooding of the Huang River

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:50

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:56

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
ceiling fan, stomach grumble because I ate like fucking a hundred chocolate-covered raisins

7: What are you wearing?:
camoflauge jeans

8: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Alejandro!

9: Seen anything weird lately?
was removing various pieces of junk from my neighbor's nephew's garage apartment because I had to pull up all the carpet, and came across an (empty) box for a sex game called Consenting Adults as well as about ten fucking (empty) boxes of marlboro menthols, which is what the place smells like