For Lack of a Better Pasttime

I'm sorry. I used all my blogging productivity on the last entry.

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU GREW UP ON) : T.C. Westfield (more like a writer's name, I'd think)

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDFATHERS FIRST NAME): Cookie Harold

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Paprika Fallujah (not really, but I thought it fit well)

SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied): Johnny Klein

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): J. Hei. That was retarded.

DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School): Coyote Klein

BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Cookie Manhattan.

SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived): Gray Westfield. That's really accurate.

ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Candycorn Oakenfold

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'm not into houses, but East coast somewhere.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Black trenchcoat in the wind.

IF YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN YOUR FIRST NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE? John. Probably. But if I'd known the sheer amount of people named John, I would've chosen something uncommon like Michaelangelo or Rafael or shit, the ninja turtles are cool.

WHAT IS THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? Sheryl Crow. Shut up.

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? That one level of hell where there's a shitlake. Either that or my English class, but I can seclude to the computer lab in there and write things.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? 5:30 on weekdays, like fucking noon or later on the weekends

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? Kitchen tool? Carbon-steel Japanese cleaver. Appliance? Jenn-Air gas range.

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? When people are disrespectful.

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Acoustic bass or drums.

FAVORITE COLORS? Red

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTER LIFE? Yes. After life, I will rot in the ground until I become one with the dirt, in everlasting harmony, Amen.

FAVORITE MOVIE? American Beauty

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Winter

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? No.

CAN YOU JUGGLE? I used to be able to juggle two balls. That's right, folks--two balls.

THE ONE PERSON FROM THE PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO? My past, or historical past? If it were my past, I'd talk to Kieron. That sonofabitch just disappeared.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Friday

WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR. Since the last thing I drove was a CJ-7, I'll count that as my car. There's a machete, some deer antlers, more than likely a shit lot of bullets, and some beer cans. None of those items belong to me.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER.....SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Sushi burger.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON? Neon Genesis Evangelion.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? Warm pasta with a decent homemade sauce in extremely cold weather. Right now, however, it's a chimichanga with fajita meat.