Not much is new here. I'm having a pretty good time with myself aside from the persistent warm weather. Be cold, Pennsylvania! Don't be shy!

I got a new bicycle today. She's a beauty. Actually, she's an entry-level roadbike with department store components. But she's a beauty. And she's modern--not 30 years old. So now, instead of buying an old-fashioned, low-end component every month to keep myself on the road, I can jump on those Campagnolo derailleurs and cassettes and cranksets when I see them selling for peanuts, because they'll be compatible with my frame.

I need help coming up with a name.